I am full of good ideas.

Me, looking at our overripe bananas: You know what we need? A banana…
…time…

Mom: Machine?

Me: Of course not. That would be silly. What use would a time machine for bananas be? You’d be crossing your own time stream every time you wanted oatmeal. It’s no good.

…I was going to say stasis.

Mom: Because that’s not ridiculous at all.

Me: You shut your unbelieving mouth.

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