A rapid series of texts that I just sent to Adam.

“Adam. Adam. I need four bulldogs. And minion costumes.

Make this happen for me. I have a need for it. A profound need.

No, but seriously. Four bulldogs. Minion costumes. Make a note. 

MAKE IT.”

As of this writing, there has been no response.

I can only assume that he is currently busy tying little red bows on their collars.

Advertisements

2 thoughts on “A rapid series of texts that I just sent to Adam.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s