Here’s the thing.

You know “this little piggy”? You know, “this little piggy went to the market”?

And you know how you picture it with a little hand basket, picking out produce?

“Oh, the melons are quite nice this week! I shall get two!”

…no.

That piggy is not picking out delicious foodstuffs.

That piggy is GOING to the MARKET for OTHER PURPOSES.

GETTING EATEN PURPOSES.

Anyway.

That’s fucked up.