Well. That was a close one.

Me: THERE IS GOING TO BE A FINDING DORY MOVIE MADE BY PIXAR WHAAAAAAAAAAT. HOW WAS THIS NOT BROUGHT TO MY IMMEDIATE ATTENTION. HOW HAVE I GONE FIFTEEN WHOLE ENTIRE DAYS WITHOUT ANYONE TELLING ME ABOUT THIS.

Adam: I don’t even know what that is.

Me:………

Finding. Dory. Like, Finding Nemo? But Dory?

DORY.

THE BLUE ONE.

You know who I’m talking about. DORY.

THE BLUE ONE.

SHE SPEAKS WHALE, MOTHERFUCKER.

Adam: Oh. Gotcha.

Me: Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ, I thought we were gonna have to break up over a fish.

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